Michael Jackson Skin Whitening Rebill

Disclaimer: I am not a legal, financial or health expert.  This post was written in the attempts of being funny and for entertainment purposes only so do not take it seriously.

What I would like to see is a Michael Jackson Skill Whitening Rebill offer. You have teeth whitening, resveratrol… what about to whiten your skin? Everyone is worrying about working on their tan this summer, take the road less traveled and get your skin whitened instead just like the (former) King of Pop

Affiliate checklist:

  • Michael Jackson is much more well known than Oprah and you can use pictures of him all over the place and it should be golden
  • International. He did all of the hype for you by planning a comeback tour… everyone has Michael on their minds and this can explode in the UK.
  • This should be easy to sell, just take the labels off of the clorox bleach pens and slap a warning about direct skin contact.  A lot of the fans who are still loyal to Michael can be crazy, if you dilute the bleach enough I am sure they would be willing to rub it on their skin.
  • You can bid on so much in search right now, dominate twitter and it should be pretty straight-forward on how to build your Google content campaigns with all of the news circling right now
  • If people are still making money off of Acai Berry you can make money off of the (former) King of Pop
  • You can also upsell ringtones on your landing page… If someone wants to look like Michael they might as well get Thriller on their cellphone.

Now start selling that Michael Jackson Skin Whitening baby!

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One Response to “Michael Jackson Skin Whitening Rebill”

  1. Steve Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 10:34 am

    I suspect this post was done ‘tongue in cheek’, but there are skin lightening/whitening products out there…

    For instance many women in the Philippines (likely other asian countries as well) use skin bleaches to lighten their appearances. I haven’t researched it yet, but although there’s probably no affiliate program for such a thing, I’d be willing to bet you could find a drop-shipper in China that would ship a skin whitening cream for you.

    Take payment on paypal yourself, then pay that company to ship it to the customer. Pocket the difference.

    Also probably safer than selling laundry Bleach Pens and telling people to rub it on their skin. ;)

    Great post!

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